Professor Gideon Octave Reyes

Professor Gideon Octave Reyes, (Bass & Vocals) arrives in a swirl of brass, book smoke, and questionable mathematics, insisting he’s only “touring” to fund his latest breakthrough: a steam-stabilized low-frequency resonance engine capable of rattling bolts loose in a three-block radius. Equal parts gentleman scholar and lovable menace, Gideon performs on a custom bass rigged with pressure gauges, copper coils, and a politely wheezing valve he swears is not about to vent—again. Between songs he adjusts dials, mutters theories about tempo and time travel, and occasionally consults a grease-stained notebook labeled “ABSOLUTELY SAFE.” The result is thunderous groove, impeccable vocals, and just enough sparks to keep the insurance company awake.